Fair and Balanced

I just want everyone to know that I am a very intelligent and sensitive person who would never lie cheat or steal. I'm a wonderful guy. I am not a con artist, master manipulator or jailhouse lawyer. I have no axe to grind. I love to hear and discuss all sides of an issue. I would never have an affair. I am a loyal friend who will always be there for you. I would never hurt you. I respect and support your right to believe what ever you want and I will never judge you for it. I am fair and balanced. Trust me.